Mango

Oh yes.

Indiscriminate? Naw, that'd be "for reasons you're not being told".

As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.

Electric blanket!

It's not high tech, but it's so good.

Remind them how expensive windows are.

The people change, but the streets are always the same.

Ooohhh, you're trauma dumping. Well carry on then. Tell us about the good corps who are just getting ruined by evil marketing assholes.

Why are you here? You're more cringe than Nintendo right now. There's absolutely no reason to insult that guy.

"gameplay" not "videogames" ya goalpost moving twat!

"Gameplay" is a distinctly difference facet from storytelling and is very objectively defined.

Get over your artsy fartsy bullshit and use your head. Tell me the plot to tic tac toe. You can't, can you? You can however, define the objective, strategies, and means of interacting with the game state. That's where game is and story isn't.

I'm so sick of people missing the point for not even looking because they think they're just here to win a prize.

Oh you don't have a coffee hole? Weird.

Wait! But what if bad?