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Ugh...

Nope, no Nazis on that platform whatsoever nuh uh. Totally normal like to comment ratio!

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FREMONT, Calif — In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially created a cure for the woke mind virus. The NeuralinKKK.

“The woke mind virus that has infected society is the greatest threat that humanity has ever faced,” stated Musk in a post on X – the Everything App. “This virus has turned men into women, women into men, it has killed free speech and it killed my son. But I am so proud to announce that I have officially found the cure for this terrible illness. The NeuralinKKK is a state of the art brain implant that not only protects your brain from being infected by the woke parasite but it actively fights against it.”

Today marks the deletion of beloved poster SoylentSnake.

In honor of his profile deletion, I would like to share some of my favorite posts from Snake.

On June 28th, 2023, SoylentSnake made the infamous comment: "No, catgirls and doggirls are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc." This post marked the healing of the conflict between the governments of the PRDG (People's Republic of Dog Girls) and the UCGS (United Cat Girl Socialists). From that day on, the two governments engaged in mutual cooperation, heightening both countries industrial forces, creating new toys for the people to play with. The PRDG saw a 72% increase in headpats, a 54% increase of ead scritches, with the UCGS seeing an increase of 124% of headpats, and 43.4% increase in cuddles.

Soylent was also known for their prolific support of veganism. Soylent was constantly creating new and tasty recipes ranging from cauliflower pizza, to tofu quesdillas. These recipes have sadly been lost to time, but the recipes were believed by many. Snake also was notable for giving the world's busiest music nerd, Anthony Fantano, a vegan carrot cake recipe. This is in striking contrast to Drake sliding into Fantano's DMS to hate on him for rating his music poorly. Fantano made the carrot cake on stream on August 24, 2024, and rated it a decent 8/10. Yummy!

I would also like to remind everyone that Soylent Snake's account deletion will not be in vain. As we all know, when one hexbear poster gets banned, or in this case, deletes their account, a new poster comes up, takes the keyboard, and keeps on posting. This will ultimately be the case here, with the deletion of Soylent's account coming countless new posters to talk about vegan recipes.

Goodbye SoylentSnake, may we meet again under your alt account.

it's fucking real

At least now it's easy to see who's a fash and they can't hide behind the "concerned moderate" facade anymore.

Case and point:

Also anyone compiling a list of all the shitfashes reacting to the seig heil? Would be useful for easily dismissing anything they say in the future.

he was in for life

u ever?

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.

They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

https://subium.com/profile/abigaillarson.com/post/3lgbhfxbfks2u

Static cling is the tendency for light objects to stick (cling) to other objects owing to static electricity. It is common in clothing, but occurs with other items, such as the tendency of dust to be attracted to, and stick to, plastic items.

https://subium.com/profile/asharangappa.bsky.social/post/3lgbij5siu22v