Can'tturd
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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ffucken gottem
I hope he dies
Meanwhile I took two big shits today like it was nothing
Skill issue
I would simply eat a vegan diet and then have smooth and regular shits
Literally full of shit. He's got a Bolsonaro as we would call it in Brazil
Imagine dying because you can't do something that a baby does accidentally several times a day
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It is too fitting if he in the end the one thing he couldn't do was shid his doo doo ass.
Please baby Jesus protect Catturd as his insides become compounded with shit.
Turns out the real turd was inside of him all along.
uncritical support to comrade bowel blockage
whomst even is this guy
He is currently suffering of bowel blockage.
This bozo is 60?
country of people who peaked in high school
I peaked around college, ngl.
He is thrice-divorced
Lmfao every time with these losers
Jesus send your angles to protect Hentai_Man_Ahegao_420 amen and GOBBLESS
Harden your heart jesus 
Better yet, harden his stool.
Gobblessamen
more like Goebbles
Was it opioids?
maybe, but:
From the second I read his tweet I suspected he had a diet of nothing but beef
Lol he's one of those only meats? Honey you need fiber and moisture.
how do we know this isnt bolsonaro?
He isn't currently being attacked by flightless birds
It's impossible to tell until we see a COVID test.
should've eaten more 
Why are people taking a guy named Catturd seriously?
...I say as news events are covered in dead serious detail on this site by LargePenis
what's unserious about LargePenis? 