FREMONT, Calif — In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially created a cure for the woke mind virus. The NeuralinKKK.

“The woke mind virus that has infected society is the greatest threat that humanity has ever faced,” stated Musk in a post on X – the Everything App. “This virus has turned men into women, women into men, it has killed free speech and it killed my son. But I am so proud to announce that I have officially found the cure for this terrible illness. The NeuralinKKK is a state of the art brain implant that not only protects your brain from being infected by the woke parasite but it actively fights against it.”

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[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I-is this satire oh-shit

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah harddrive is tech onion

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

tbh I thought this might have actually been real and you just tacked on the kkk part.

That’s where we’re at now huh 😬

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The site itself is satire, so Musk hasn't put out a "Neuralinkkk" (yet).

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

A nazi trying to put a chip in your brain is literally just the opening to a Wolfenstein game

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4po_OK_w4I

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: