turkeys are too cool to ruin by associating them with America.
So is the eagle though 
iByteABit
joined 1 year ago
Nice, and they created a crate for it that must have not existed before or at least wasn't adequate 
I'll gladly pay a small price each month for such an exceptional part of the Internet, thanks for your hard work!
Step 7 (Optional):
If the person seems uninterested in what you have to say or is unwilling to open up to you, you can try waterboarding. Find a flat surface and lay the person down, and grab a towel and a bucket filled with water. Place the towel on their face and start emptying the bucket on their face.
Step 8:
If all previous steps have failed, then the person is not worth the effort. You can skip to Step 9 (Killing them)