"Methane production used to be viewed as a problem at cattle ranches and dairy farms, but methane itself is a highly energetic biogas that can be used as fuel. Harnessing it might prove difficult considering that current social graves do not favor open flatulence even for the sake of renewable energy. However, certain diets richer in alfalfa and flaxseed have been proven to reduce methane production in cows, which could potentially solve that problem (13)."
They were cooking until the last part which literally says "The solution to this situation: petition"
There's a massive international conspiracy to enslave the entire humankind with chips and your solution is to sign a petition? That's the most depressing part of this all