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Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)