shartworx

joined 2 years ago
[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Put things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I forgive you.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're pouring their money into immortality research so their lifespan will be long enough to reach Mars.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I hate people that generalize.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Hallucinations will help preserve history?

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there's no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It's just gone. Presbyopia can't be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

What??? Why???

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 75 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

This happened in North Carolina last election. She campaigned on liberal ideas and then immediately switched. It has enabled the state GOP to take tons of power in the last few years. Forgot to add her name. Tricia Cotham.

[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 126 points 7 months ago (20 children)

Why is anyone considering staying on X?

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