...hah!..well that kind of superfandom commands my respect even if the material doesn't earn it: dorks dorking-out over dorky things are always cool in my opinion...
...so, like, it was a walmart-exclusive live television broadcast?..was there a live audience at the perfromance or was he just playing to an empty studio?..how'd that work, like, did they set up chairs in front of a special big-screen at each location or did you just stand around the electronics department for two hours?..
...garth brooks reminds me a lot of taylor swift; totally not my jam but you do you...
...i thought someone stuck googley-eyes on its closed eyelids...
...heck, may parents' first litton microwave took three grown men to move and we barely managed at that...
...then the contractor installs some murdock 'equal' for your specified elkay LMABFTL8WSSK despite REJECTING the substitution and it drips like a sieve...
...you'll put your eye out, kid...
...i give everyone i work with stickers when they do a good job, and they all go crazy for them: interns, bosses, the lot!..
...our CEO rolled his eyes at first and said they were patronising, then the entire staff catcalled him over it, so he changed his mind and loves getting stickers now, too...
^(i^ ^think^ ^that's^ ^half^ ^the^ ^reason^ ^why^ ^armed^ ^forces^ ^do^ ^ribbons)^
...industrial shredder: quick, efficient, good-enough for baby chickens, good enough for ICE agents...
...f*cking balls-out cartoon fascists...
(spent six hours wrestling with AT+T's managed fiber connection last night, cursing like a naboo the entire time)
...i need a really good bag for about eighty chessex-style dice: any better-suited options out there than the crown royal standard?..
...at a quick glance-scan, i though that third row under gen X read 'starfleet': did a double-take and was disappointed...