cv_octavio

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[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 5 points 8 hours ago

7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it's actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Canadians are not buying America's shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn't take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you're living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.

So will everyone, mind you.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ronald Reagan. Any movie where he's a stigmatized gay man during the early AIDS epidemic. I want to sit in that directors chair and watch him get more and more visibly uncomfortable.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My guess is that worm just thinks Tylenol makes brain taste bitter.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Canadian: Sorry.

American: You haven't even said "Thank you" for my offensiveness.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Also: they about be sipping on Amontillado, and the dudes name should be "Unfortunado".

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Haven't you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen!"

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 68 points 1 week ago (6 children)

America too fat to Nazi properly lol.