charonn0

Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

I don't remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.

Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.

Wouldn't it be states 51-60?

Left4Dead2 (also L4D1)

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it's just a matter of time.

You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

You fart continuously while using it.