charonn0

"Make out" makes out so many things.

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It's a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

That's terrible

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

Carthago delenda est!

You shouldn't help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

If you enjoy Kingdom of Loathing then see also West of Loathing and Shadows Over Loathing

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

I've still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time's sake.

One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.

-Louis Antoine de Saint-Just, 1792

Or, put in modern terms: There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.