Futurama

"No I'm ... doesn't. "

"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"

"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures."

Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:

“They’re like sex except I’m having them”

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Or

Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing

Fry: I ALREADY DID!

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

"Back in the 21st century, we didn't need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!"

struggles and fails to open a can

"I'm hungry! 😩"

"Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?

Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?

Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

Another classic:

"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?

Leela: Yep. It's December 31st 2999.

Fry: My God! A million years!"

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee.

Leela: No offense Fry... but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Fry: Sack!?

Leela: "Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?"

Fry: "Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."

Or:

Fry: "I don't want you to hear it until it's done."

Leela: "But it's beautiful!"

Fry: "So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked."

"Cease to exist?! But that's basically all I do!"

Girls like swarms of things, right?

I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.

Leela: But fry, you are poor.

Fry: Yeah but one day I might not be, and then people like me better watch out!

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

I'm gonna get you soooo many lizards

Shut up and take my money!

But existing is basically all I do!

“What smells like blue?”

“This seems like a good place to take a dump.”

Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.

Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

"I've... not heard of them?"

No I'm.. doesn't

"Oops", when he misses the button

I love how everyone just split up and quoted every line in the show

Ow! My sperm!

"If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely."

Why is the TV getting smaller?

"I've got one single nail. And another nail to nail it with. And I'm going to stop this infernal ice cream machine once and for all!"

Can chocolate just let me finish?

Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.

Spoons in the foot powder!

Did everything just taste purple?

Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all... is the Zookeeper!

Girls like swarms of lizards, right?

All the ones I thought of were taken (no I'm doesn't! Being a fave), so I'll have to go with the wing place I worked at in 2002; we had quite he fry line!

(A deal is a deal even with a dirty dealer)