NPa

"The IDF told me their tanks keep getting blown up in Gaza, so I asked how many tanks they have, and they told me they just go to the depot and get a new tank and send it into Gaza with no infantry cover, so I said it sounds like you're just feeding Merkavas to the Resistance and the 12 year old brigadier general started crying."

Elon in exile on Mars: "The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!"

dies from icepick to the mars-dome

US Army seeing Palestine Action Chads sabotaging RAF planes using E-bikes ✍️✍️✍️

I have not been arguing that. America is a fucking mess right now, and I'm afraid that it may be the end for it.

Good!

[...], I naively optimistic that we will eventually take out nation back, and force it to follow the positive philosophy that is supposed to be our foundation.

what's needed is to take your nation out back and put it down like the rabid dog it is

I see, the Mentally Ill Foreigners are conspiring to steal the constitution and make America into a failed state like Libya and all we have to do is to purge the weak and imbecilic race-traito- I mean anti-democratic populists and then the Republic will be restored to its former glory! Huzzah!

The lawless Soviets are killing our brave and innocent settlers in Ukraine and Poland; Wir müssen das Völkerrecht respektieren!

"Look boss, I'll invade Iran for you, but I'm not doing it sober".

its secret antigrav ufo time

I'm still convinced they have some fake ass MKultra footage designed to make people hella traumatized, like they did with a bunch of journalists at the start of the war. Like real gruesome deep faked video of kids getting murdered or something.

Greta D. Thunberg

oh ok very cool mr musk