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declaring anti-fascism a terrorist organization and decrying the balances of the humors in our modern infants.

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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

tfw you can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I for one welcome our new communist overlords!"

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

was talking something similar to this in a Fire Rises pathway for Maoist Trump.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Okay, that is... an impressive level of patsoc crankery.

"HOI4 Modder or Earnest Political Crank" is gonna be a fun game as US politics gets crazier by the day and the HOI4 mods try to satirize it with more and more exaggeration every update.

I kinda wanna try some wacky HOI4 mods now. Even though I barely know how to play HOI4.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try Kaiserreich, play the LKMT, get ready to do a lot of reading.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ahh, commies and doing a lot of reading. Like cheese on pizza!

(I've seen Kaiserreich recommended a lot by other commies. Good leftist paths?)

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some very good ones, especially with the recent overhauls for a lot of Syndicalist nations. China especially got a lot of love from the dev team.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, they do call Kaiserreich "the syndie mod". And, like, I was never really a syndicalist, but I did love the C.N.T-F.A.I in my teenage anarchist phase. So yeah I like syndicalism in political games even now.

Oh, yeah. Communist China is a fun one to play in a lot of these political games. I will say, I personally like unconventional and ahistorical commie paths a lot more than the mostly-historical ones or alternate ideologies for actual socialist states. A good test of a "Leftist Mod" for a game like this is the quality/existence of the ahistorical communist paths. I do like both wildly implausible ones and ones that follow the communist tendency actually popular in that country at that time frame, though. And I always like a good implausible an-com or syndie power-fantasy path, because when I play political games, I'm very much still my twelve year old self.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a good HOI4 mod that had a good communist Japan path. I'll have to dig it up and check it out but it was really neat since the base-game communist Japan path is very scarce and justifiably very hard to do.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, communism in vanilla HOI4 is just often a let down in general.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A good test of a "Leftist Mod" for a game like this is the quality/existence of the ahistorical communist paths.

They have an extremely detailed path for communist Britain, France, America and Italy, and most major nations in the game have the option.

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there's one thing you definitely shouldn't give to babies, it's liquids. Pure solids only for them.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (7 children)

My baby is sick and refuses to eat her overdone steak even if I cut it up for her. What can I do?

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ketchup. Babies love overdone steak smothered in ketchup. It doesn’t count as a liquid that way.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You joke, but a while ago there was a thread about people feeding their infant raw meat yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ack.

I fed my baby generous amounts of steak and seed oil but he died. How did woke get into my house?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Don't you know Seed Oil is dangerous?! You should've fed that baby steak washed down with beef tallow instead!

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Your baby is gay and woke. It must be sent to military testosterone masculinity camp immediately to learn to shoot guns and drink whiskey.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Clearly your baby is offended by your snowflake choice to cut up the steak, that baby needs to just chew on it like a dog in order to be a real ~~man~~ baby.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I stand corrected.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

first you must cook the steak well done and add plenty of ketchup.

this is how our president enjoys his steaks, so this is how your weak baby will consume the steaks necessary to become a powerful, strong man of genius level intelligence.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Solids are not enough, you also need to make sure there are no additives, etc. Feed your baby a live cow.

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i wish i could be dumb and free of humility and risk aversion

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Its easy if there is no consequences for your actions

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it's the opposite. Survivorship bias to the extreme, except yours haven't seen the toll of the effects of your generation quite just yet. Sure, yall get old; but the cancer-era hasn't started just quite yet.

(disregard if you're the unicorn gen X, boomer, or disabled; downvoter hasn't seen the rust-belt)

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

are you talking to me or someone else? i was just being sarcastic about trump and the rest of his administration

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They think every child should be exposed to every disease to "build up immunity", but think vaccines are evil sorcery.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, wait. What if we can restrict OTC pain-killers like aspirin and excedrin "behind-the-counter" regulated drugs to crank up profits?

What if aspirin and your average migraine medicine gets labeled with a "autism warning"?

Calling in advanced lathe-support.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

trump-feed Make oxycontin great again

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They really have the mindset of a medieval peasant from top to bottom.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I think peasants had a better idea of self-preservation even if they weren't very well-educated on the mechanics of how to best go about it.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Is 'break it up' just calling for Andrew Wakefield's 'give them 3 separate vaccines isntead of 1 because I'm invested in the 3 vaccines' system?

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

baby too wet. dry baby.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Brainal leaking kelly

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Andrew Wakefield gonna grift himself into being the head of FDA at this rate

[–] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

To his credit, I usually have too much liquid in me. It's alcohol.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Don't forget when he said there's no need to give a two year old hep b, so you should give it to them at twelve.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This is what I say when I fill up my boys' water and they drink half as soon as I give it to them

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Trump likes his vaccines on the rocks.