IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol

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Hey we are giving back the "profits" for their um... "investment" πŸ˜…

Yoink, no give-backs.

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(Just do the "Puerto Rico" treatment and mark it as a "territory" so they cant vote in Mexican elections)

I mean, with a skilled cartographer, we can surely find a way to gerrymander some senate seats πŸ˜‰. Just pack all the rural voters into one state then get like 5 other states with only urban voters. +2 Rep +10 Dem Senate seats. 😈

We might have the first president in the history of our country that we have enough evidence to prove beyond a resonable doubt who is indeed a pedophile if enough people in the line of sucession dies.

vance will not have the same checks and balance Obama had.

I don't appreciate my face getting eaten when I voted Harris. πŸ˜–

According to Chinese law, citizenship is automatically revoked when someone obtains foreign citizenship. A natural born US citizen would never have Chinese citizenship to begin with. If they follow the law to the letter of the word, they probably would not be accepting deported Chinese Americans unless Xi had a change of heart and accepted them as a PR stunt and can use it as propaganda. I could already see the headlines in China if they did accept them: "Chairman Xi Graciously accept Chinese people that formerly held American Citizenship as The United States in an act of cruelty, refuse to recognize non-whites as citizens."

Wechat comments will be like:

"Lol these race traitors thought they could become Americans by kneeling in front of their white masters?"

or the common insult β€œζ΄»θ―₯” β€œζ±‰ε₯Έβ€˜β€

I mean, not everyone in China acts this way, but the ultra-nationalists would harass you for immigrating to the US.

I'm more afraid of trump just finding a random country that isn't doesn't even speak English or Chinese and dump them there. Or hold them in concentration camps.

Animals got here before humans did. Deport all humans.

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I watch his video about the glitter bomb and putting roaches/rats (or whatever that was) in the scam center but didnt even express any remorse over letting scammers kill living creatures. Like he didn't cause a pest infestation and they happened to be there, he caught living beings and released them as a "prank". Feels odd to watch that.

Like I am not saying its immoral to kill pests, its hard to catch them alive so its understandable thats the easier way to get rid of harmful pests. But like catching them to release to someone who is gonna chase and kill them feel like a bit more like "torture". Maybe I'm oversensitive?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Can we just give Florida and Texas to Mexico? Split CA into like 3-5 states. Uncap the house. Voila, country is fixed... somewhat fixed.

Put them on a swing and see what happens, obviously.

Sorry I didn't get the parody. My mind is filled with post-election despair. πŸ˜–

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