Drekaridill

But I don't want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

My cats

My work was transferring me to Tajikistan to expand our operations. Tajikistan is a landlocked country and my work sells fishing equipment... Also, they had incredibly advanced technology like holographic billboards and flying cars.

Borg & Beck

I'll make sure to do that next time then

Don't worry, I spilled from the oil pan onto the floor, not the engine itself. I cleaned it.

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

Not any word I know about. Chameleons are named Kamelljón (Camel + lion) but that's just because it sounds like the English word. As far as I know, "kamel" is just loaned directly from other languages.

I second this.

I read this all in Kwite's voice

In Iceland we say both Kameldýr which is similar to the rest of Europe, and Úlfaldi which seems more in line with the Indo-Iranian branch.