I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.
Every single time I've seen blood in my shit, it's because a hemorrhoid popped.
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to be honest more common reason could be polyps though so dont go crazy the first time you see blood on your stool.
Funny story: once i took a shit that was eerily red and started to panic. I searched and searched for possible causes and then after getting up i noticed in my trash bin an emptied 100g pack of beetroot chips i ravaged in a weed-addled munchies frenzy, and facepalmed
My first three surgeries were for the removal of a pilonidal cyst. According to the doctor who operated in my tailbone, this and similar events are common causes of panic.
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Thanks for sharing
Mix some beets into food (don't tell anyone), scare everyone when their poop is red
I told this story on here way back when I first moved to Lemmy, but I went through a period of eating some sea salted beet chips (fucking delicious btw) for lunch every day. I didnt grow up eating beets, no idea why I tried them, but I didnt realize what was happening when I started pissing red.
Got in with my PCM and was panicking like "I have blood in my urine and I'm not on my cycle, and it looks different anyway!"
So he was like "Aight, what did you eat yesterday?"
I felt like such a fucking idiot wasting his time. But a bunch of kind Lemmings on here assured me that it happens a LOT, and its always better to get checked.
That being said, there should definitely be a warning on those chip bags for those of us who lack critical thinking skills lmao
I remember when once I ate a ton of red bell peppers and got jumpscared when my shit was red. I think the color was like this:
I found an awesome blue drink-mix this week that turned my poop a nice solid Grinch color
10/10, would recommend for the holidays.
How about we try to find a food for every poop color? We could make a huge colorful painting and call it 50 Shades of Shit
Genious!!!
Ya, blue drinks make green poop!
Wow! I love red bell peppers but I've never ate enough of them to do this! I'm impressed!
This is how Ulcerative Colitis goes too.
I'm colorblind, i'll just die of cancer.
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