58008

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah it's hard to imagine a more petty and pathetic incel of a god than the one described in the Bible. Genocides entire populations because they don't love him enough. Nevermind the quintillions of planets and star systems and galaxies other than the rock we live on, it's the most recent bipedal primate on Earth that he needs affection from, on pain of eternal torment in a place he had to have created himself for that purpose. Even sent his own kid to get tacked to a board so we could be forgiven for not being deferential enough to him, even though he could have just said "meh you're forgiven". Or, you know, grew the fuck up and got over himself. Who was he saving us from with his infanticidal sacrifice? HIM! The daft bitch was in debt to himself and had to off his kid in a brutal and humiliating fashion to wipe the slate clean.

And on top of that, he won't just appear and confirm his existence, which would make everyone fall in line instantly. Instead, we have to infer his existence and base our entire lives on that inference, and the only manual we have to do so was written by dick-mutilating Bronze Age numbnuts who didn't know shit about fuck.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Is there a consensus view on whether or not Gwyneth is a genuine numbnut or is just cynically exploiting people who are?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She's still playing that "let's meet in the middle" charade that didn't do shit for her during her campaign?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Random erections at the worst conceivable time, and Squishy Wilbert Syndrome when stiffness is actually required, makes me think my penis is haunted by a mischievous 11th century sprite called Lomtomp the Rascal.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There's a conspiracy theory that Jesus is a composite character plagiarised from half a dozen or more pre-Christian faiths, and in particular the key points of his life are actually personified versions of the Winter solstice and the movement of the sun and the stars (including the Zodiac in some versions of the theory).

It's widely believed amongst atheists, but it's simply not true on any level. He was a real dude and was really crucified, and the supposed earlier versions of Christ-like characteristics are either extremely tenuous coincidences or simply outright lies (with some honest mistranslations/misinterpretations). Bart Ehrman, an atheist himself but a world-renowned scholar on the history of Christianity, has several books which deal with this question to varying degrees, the main one being "Did Jesus Exist?". It's worth reading (or listening to) if you're curious about it. He addresses the specific claims of proponents of the conspiracy theory directly, like those of Richard Carrier.

I'm atheist, but I respect history and historical scholarship. It's one of the handful of disciplines that humanity can't really afford to overlook or devalue in 2025 if we want to survive into the next millennia. Agreeing on reality is one of the hardest things to do in the current climate. Overeager atheism that plays fast and loose with historical fact is not helping us secularise the world. It's making us seem like we're debunkable, because in this specific case, we are. It's like in a video game when you get to a boss fight and see that the boss has a glowing section on its body that you're supposed to shoot. Pretending Jesus wasn't a real person is like us placing a giant glowing chest plate on our efforts and watching helplessly as Christians fire directly at it. There's no need for it.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You could tell me anything about Australia and I'd have little choice but to reflexively believe it. Oh they have a brand of children's sandals called Flippy Floppy Cunts? Sure, whatever. There's a shark with gorilla arms holding knives fashioned from goat bones and using them to mug surfers? Of course that's a thing, no further investigation needed.

Australia is the world's marsupial pouch filled with equal parts mischief and nightmarish animal terrors.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (10 children)

We're getting to the stage where normal everyday traits are being attributed to neurological dingleberries. It's like when people say "only those with Asian mothers know about keeping lots of plastic bags in a larger plastic bag in the cupboard under the sink" even though this is something everyone does.

 

Is it an affectation that they're trained to deploy? (If so, why?) Or is it just a natural thing that happens in the very specific circumstance of being a politician on the campaign trail, and that's why no one else seems to do it?

I don't think I've seen it in any other context 🤔

Cheers!

 
[–] 58008@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'll replay the game once someone goes in and removes the myriad dead ends that can happen. You aren't even informed that you've reached a dead end, so you spend hours fruitlessly hammering away at it until you give in and check a walkthrough, only to discover that the game is just... over.

 

This might be my most stupid question yet, but what the hell:

I'm reading about the GTA VI leaks on Wikipedia, and it talks about the various impacts the leaks had, one of which was low morale amongst the developers. Why is that? The response from the internet to the GTA VI leaks in particular seemed to be positive and caused renewed excitement in the game. Everyone [seemingly] understood that it was early, non-final work, but were nevertheless impressed/excited, as far as I could tell anyway 🤷‍ Besides, it's GTA, it's not like they're gonna break much new ground in terms of gameplay mechanics that need to be kept secret. Things were more or less set in stone in that regard in GTA III.

Why so sad?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think the fact that his victims no longer need to concern themselves with future parole hearing dates, or indeed the completion of his sentence, is a good thing. He should never, ever have been allowed to leave prison, but even his full sentence was by no means an effective 'life sentence'; he would be out before reaching old age. So, one less thing to worry about for the victims.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a "famous" gore video showing a Russian soldier being brutally murdered by Chechen rebels. Ya'll probably already know what I'm talking about, so I don't need to explain (and if you haven't seen it or don't know what it is, don't bother looking for it, it's not nice and does you no good to have it on your psychic hard drive). Since seeing that clip in ~2000, I've desperately wanted to know the man's identity and the circumstances in which he was killed. I've had people swear to me that they also saw the clip, but the version they saw was quite a bit longer than the ~20-second clip everyone is aware of, and they describe some details that could well be useful in identifying him, but alas this alleged longer version seems to have vanished entirely, if it ever existed. The version we have is obviously heavily-edited, lots of quick cuts and time-jumps, so there is at least a version without all of that, somewhere.

Trust me when I say that I've looked into this issue on and off for the last 25 years, and I have heard many bullshit claims about who he is: they're all wrong and provably so. I've watched hundreds (literally) of clips from that conflict that show barbarity of one degree or another, and in doing so I have identified the clips that specific reports and testimonies are alluding to when they claim to have identified the victim. None of them is our guy, it's always some other video clip where some other Russian is knifed by a Chechen (there're a lot of such clips).

There was a user on a gore forum who uploaded the Tukhchar massacre (safe click) video in full, and he claimed to have the full version of our mystery clip, but refused to post it and grew increasingly hostile the more people asked him for it, eventually taking his ball and going home by stating his intention to never post it because people were mean to him. He was obviously a bullshitter who had a few good uploads and decided to use that momentum to generate hype around this other 'holy grail' clip which he almost certainly did not have. Other than that one prick, nobody online has access to the full video or the identity of the man. At least, not on the English-speaking internet.

I've seen a lot of awful videos on the net, but there's something about that one in particular that really energised me to find out who he is. I guess it being the first video of that kind I ever saw would probably have something to do with it, but it's also just so fucking cold. You could sense the all-consuming hatred in the killers in the way they staged the scene and the matter-of-fact way they slaughtered him. Just pure inhumanity. There are "worse" videos, there are drug cartel videos that would make a Spanish Inquisitor lose his lunch, but man, that Russian dude is always lingering in my mind.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Did the Chinese state preapprove these titles?

No Devotion = No Sale

 

Cynical copyright-maintaining or quick-buck-making remakes are obviously not great. We can all agree on that. I'm talking about remakes/reboots done by people who are passionate about the project and who want to do the best they can with the material. I think, in a perfect world, we'd have a new Godfather II or Goodfellas every few years, made by directors and writers and actors who bring their own interpretation to the material. I want to see Quentin Tarantino's version of The Exorcist. I want to see Martin Scorsese's version of The Godfather. I want to see Ari Aster's version of Spaceballs. I want to watch Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman playing Grumpy Old Men.

Shakespeare's plays are done all over the world all the fucking time. You can't get away from the cunt. His work is remade and remolded into different forms, like West Side Story or The Lion King. The themes and story beats are stolen and remixed and given different spins by pretty much everyone. No one says "no, I only like the FIRST recorded version of his plays, anything after that is shit by default" or "why are they re-recording Macbeth in 2025 when we already have the 1889 Talkie version??"

Recorded media should not be treated as a final, authoritative version of anything. It should exist and be respected and all that jazz, but Taxi Driver isn't going anywhere just because they make a Muppets version in 2032 (god willing). Being sold as a commodity doesn't bestow a story with finality and immutable perfection.

I love films and I love having them on Blu-ray. I would be even happier if I had 10 other interpretations of my favourite films made by film-makers I respect that I could also enjoy. I want people to treat recorded media the way they treat plays; that is, they are never "done". Storytelling is an organic and squishy affair. I believe recorded media, for all the good it brings, also brings a weird sense that once something is printed on a DVD or played in a cinema, that the process of storytelling is completed and that's that, forever. It's really, really weird to me.

Most people are tolerant of, and in fact get very excited by, the idea of cover versions of songs they already love. Many of us have cover versions of songs we like better than the originals. Most of us take cover versions to be tributes to the original artists inasmuch as they're unique interpretations. Why can't we have the same attitude toward movies or TV shows? No cover version is "needed". No cover version is expected to either surpass the original or die on the vine. But when a film remake is announced, the comments are always "what's wrong with the OG?" or "the OG is only 10 years old!" or "this isn't needed, I wish Hollywood would have original ideas for a change" etc.

Let's lighten up a bit and be happy that we're blessed with remakes at all. A world without the concept of remade movies would be a very bereft one, in my [unpopular] opinion.

 

I know Intel is dipping its toe into the GPU market, but let's be real, AMD and nVidia are the only options and have been for the last 20+ years. The manufacturers/assemblers of the complete graphics cards are varied and widespread, but the core tech comes from two companies only.

Why is this the case? Or am I mistaken and am just brainwashed by marketing, and there are in fact other viable options for GPUs?

Cheers!

 

The injuries you sustain when hanging yourself can vary greatly depending on countless factors. Are you dangling with your feet off the ground? Are you sitting or crouching on the ground? What's the temperature of the room? Is the ligature wound tightly or is gravity doing most of the work? How much slack is there? How thick is the ligature material? How close are you to other objects and furniture? How old are you? How much do you weigh? How long was it before you were discovered? And so on.

When you die by hanging, unless it's a trapdoor neck-snapper affair, you're going to convulse and spasm and twitch violently as your body shuts down. If you doubt this, the internet is replete with videos people have taken of themselves as they die in exactly this manner.

The end result might look like you were struggling, and maybe you'll break some tiny bones in your neck that you wouldn't have if you'd been orientated differently. However, if you really were strangled and you were fighting for your life, there would be CLEAR signs that this was the case. It wouldn't require much interpretation. Just imagine the things you'd be doing if you were being garrotted. Now imagine the ways in which the killer would try to subdue those things. Bruising would be everywhere. DNA would be ploughed up by fingernails. Knee or foot-shaped bruising in the small of your back as the killer flexes you backwards. There would be blood, and probably not just yours. You and your cell would be a fucking mess. If the killer injected or blowdarted some sort of sleeping agent into you before calmly strangling you, or just spiked your prison food with it, both the puncture and the substance would be detected in the autopsies, especially in the adversarial second autopsy done with murder already in mind.

He tried to kill himself in the week or two before the attempt that succeeded. If he weren't suicidal, and he was being murdered, he sure didn't feel the need to tell anyone he fought off a Clinton goon in his cell who unsuccessfully tried to strangle him the first time. So, if we all agree that this first attempt was legit, and he wasn't being coerced or murdered, then the problem of Epstein was clearly and publicly in the process of sorting itself out. No murder needed. No gigantic risk involved, both of being caught and of revealing the existence of the paedoratti by intervening directly. There were clearly no attempts to cut a deal by handing over his evidence of paedo activity on his island, and he obviously wanted to die. So just... wait.

Unirregardless, killing Epstein would have made zero sense for the shadow people. I mean, why not just kill him in the '90s in that case? If he had dirt on everyone who raped kids on his island, and threatened to have it released should anything happen to him in some kind of last gasp nuclear "FUCK YOU", why kill him in jail if you didn't feel safe to kill him before? Don't forget, he had already been arrested and convicted of similar crimes in the past, and didn't feel the need to offer dirt in exchange for leniency back then, and didn't need to fend off Paedo Inc. killers while he was in the process of being prosecuted. It would be more in the interest of the shadow people to keep him alive, so that his alleged 'nuclear option' doesn't get activated.

The prison CCTV video has a much talked about minute or two missing. I invite anyone here to write a paragraph describing how they would go into a man's cell, strangle him as he fights for his life, stage the scene to look like suicide, clean up the probable blood and sweat and scuff marks from your shoes, then slip out, all in under 2 minutes. If there are other theories as to what those missing minutes might contain in support of the murder scenario, I'm all ears. The only thing that would work is the aforementioned drugging of Epstein first, so all the killer would have to do is arrange him into suicide pose. But again, substances strong enough to KO him or even just render him imbecilic would be detected. Unless, of course, the shadow people have special secret pharmacology that's undetectable. In which case, just give the cunt a heart attack instead. No killer/faux suicide required.

Look, the cunt killed himself. This dumb shit is the least-interesting conspiracy theory I've ever heard. The memebrain shit revolving around it is the most inane and tedious of all memeage. It's just plain boring.

"Epstein didn't kill himself" is a shibboleth; it tells you that the speaker is a regurgitator of spurious factoids he overhears in bars. He's a meat-based chain email forwarding algorithm. He's a Facebook granny who clicks Temu ads for cowboy hats for cats.

 

I was thinking about those outfits celebrities wear that mess with flash photography equipment, and I was watching a dude on TV just now whose shirt pattern was going apeshit because of the camera, and I wondered if there could ever be a pattern or material that, when filmed, caused the camera irreversible damage. And if that were physically possible, I wondered if intentionally showing up to camera-heavy events wearing said shirt would constitute a crime on my part.

It's just a shirt after all. It's not like I'm grabbing a camera and smashing it on the ground. But at the same time, I know it will have that effect, so I'm accountable. But it's not like my shirt is emitting damaging laser beams or anything, it's entirely passive.

Also, is there anything like this scenario in real life/law?

 

P.S. Mentioning COVID-19 is considered cheating in this thread (just kidding, fire away).

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