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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, Leela got to find out!

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

These bad boys are hard to aim! -Labarbra

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My wife asked me once how I knew where to aim when starting peeing so it went into the toilet. I told her you just get a sense of where it's gonna go. I've been doing it so long I don't remember how I actually learned.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And sometimes, it's just decides to split to the right for some reason.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

This is true.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 10 points 5 days ago

As someone who finds puddles on the floor, bin, and spray up the wall: pretty sure you learn through trial and error.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 12 points 5 days ago

"I love being at the podium. If I can't be erect, at least I can be upright!"
-Christopher Hitchens (RIP)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hard might be generous.

Sometimes might be generous.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

@WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com has pills for that.

My pills only help with the opposite problem. For some reason, none of the guys I know seem interested when I offer to share. 😕

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's medicine that can help with that problem.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

sounds like someone from mid 20th century UK gay court would say

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

That court went tits up, Turing a terrible page in UK history.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hah, well, its funny, sometimes its like this singular, weird eye, right in the middle of my-

[Leela visibly furrows her... eyebrow?]

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Random erections at the worst conceivable time, and Squishy Wilbert Syndrome when stiffness is actually required, makes me think my penis is haunted by a mischievous 11th century sprite called Lomtomp the Rascal.