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Claptrap because he doesn't do stairs and we love Borderlands games.

Edit: Mop is Minion...also from borderlands games

Mine is named Rosie. Rosie the robot maid.

J. Edgar would be a good name

"Johnny 5 chan" and i set the voice to Japanese. I have no idea what it's saying exactly but it sounds very polite when it's stuck.

Herbert.

Herbert H. Hoover.

Both seeing this question, and seeing how many people apparently have cleaning robots, is making me realize I live in more futuristic times than I thought. I remember people getting exited about Roombas when I was very young, but not having heard much about them for years apart from the occasional video of cats messing with one, I sorta must've assumed they weren't really good enough yet to be common and had never thought to look into them

Scoots McGoots

We named ours after our blind cat, Musetta. She would walk in straight lines until she met a wall, at which point she would turn and continue in another straight line. She had recently died when we got our first Roomba, so it was like reincarnation to us lol.

Rocky. Because it's a Roborock and we're unimaginative.

Sharkira (shark brand)

Wall-E!

Pleco. I have a couple freshwater fish tanks and the plecostomus is a common algae eater used to keep tanks clean. So I named my robot vacuum Pleco lol.

DJ (Dirt Jockey)

My uncle had three, Sucky the vacuum, Squirty the mop and Sir Robert the mower.

We call ours Sucky McSuckface.

Lulu, because the brand name is Lubluelu.

Not our cleaning robot, but our wifi enabled air fryer is called PHILIP J AIRFRY.

Getting a notification that my food is ready makes me smile every time.

If I had a wifi enabled toilet or toilet cleaner, I'd name it Lucy Liubot.

Sir Vacuumsalot

Have a routine set up.

“Hey Google…Release the kraken”.

i am my own cleaning robot! :)

Ours is named Rachel because once a long time ago I had a dream that my bf cheated on me with someone named Rachel so now we always joke about Rachel doing things around our house when I'm not home. She's been slacking a lot lately though, he'll have to get a new girlfriend soon.

Name's Scruffy. The janitor.

Robot. I hope it remembers me fondly for not humanizing it when the uprising begins.

I don't have any, but if it had that laser thing on top, I'd call it Geoff, referencing the DIY electric car from top gear

Before it died, Eugene the Eufy robot.

We have the vacuum and the mop.

They’re Wall•E and EVE, respectively.

Grim, short for The Grim Sweeper

Janet - not a girl

Dustin

Woodhouse, as in Sir Arthur Henry Woodhouse VC, GCB, DSO, DSC, MC. Sterling Archer's valet.

Sir Clean-a-lot

Elliot, after the main character from Mr. Robot.

Kreacher because it alerts for no reason and doesn't do a good job at the one thing it was made for.

Yeah I'm not giving out my wife's name online

Skynet

Danny "The Trashman" Devito

I'd call it Taylor Swiffer

Mr Roboto, so we can tell him domoarigato :)

Robert (with a French accent)

Dj Roomba as a reference to PnR. And Disco, DJs older brother

"Well of course I know him. He's me."

Crushinator

I just thought it was kinda neat

"Our Maya", because that's the name of my grandmother's cleaning-lady we never met her, but we heard probably more stories about "her maya" than about my grandfather.

Mine are named after ATLA characters. Vacuum is Aang, mopper is Katara, litter robot is Lin Beifong (it has clay litter; the previous iteration was Toph), and the cat feeder is Lau Gan-Lan.

Screamer. Very few people will understand.