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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

.... Uhm....

... Nvm...

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Aight which one is the month?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Can someone explain this? I read every comment and still don't get it

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's a shitpost. There's no way it can happen. December is always the 12th month, not the 25th.

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago

Also if it wasn't, it would have happened in the year 25 and 1025, and would happen in 3025, 4025 and so on.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious "Metric system."

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago

I'm so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Unless we change to a new time system again

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

“The rest of the world” as if everyone uses the same date format lmao

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

DDMMYYYY and YYYYMMDD users can at least agree the other format is still intuitive

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I see then we are using YY YY DD format here. Seems bad.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Want some help? It's intuitive to say month date year out loud. So that's how we write it down too. Today is November 24th 2025 (11/24/25)

Here's another point about the US date system I quite enjoy, the number go in order of lowest maximum integer to greatest maximum integer. The highest the month can go is 12 which is smaller than 31 which is smaller than theoretically infinite. But that's probably not why we do it. I just like that thought.

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. In the UK we never say march 6 or something. Sounds wrong

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Well God forbid anyone do anything other than the way the British do it. 🙄

[–] groet@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Its intuitive to people used to MM DD YY and unintuitive to everyone else.

Today is the 24th of November.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Speaking that date format is usually reserved for holidays and special occasions in the US. I.e. 4th of July. You also see that data format written out on things like R.S.V.P invitations to weddings and formal gatherings. Not much else.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We don't do a lot of things right in America, but MMDDYYYY is one of them.

Daylight Savings Time really sucks though.

I'm neutral on the Metric System.

[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I’m neutral on the Metric System.

The US uses metric for military specs, automotive repair parts, US science specs, medicine/pharmacy, jewelry and most grocery products. The US dollar is also metric.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 47 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

No, it only feels that way.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 18 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Except on 25/25/2525

Well, if we make it that far

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

If man is still alive

If woman can survive

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

Your bones might!

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago
[–] apex32@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (8 children)
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[–] HowAbt2day 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

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