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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think worrying about if your actions will "lose your man card" is the surest way to "lose your man card."

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 1 points 11 minutes ago

The insecurity is pathetic

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

I’m pretty sure taking your daughter to a Taylor swift concert is just good parenting

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This US thing baffles me. It goes "whoa, a man cannot possibly buy tampons, or hold his friends handbag, or whatever..." because some braindead six year old idiot character out of Beavis and Butthead might magically pop out of thin air and guffaw "Haha, tampons!", which is somehow, potentially terminally embarassing and will end your public life.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Its not a US thing. Its a loser thing. This brand of machismo is globally available.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

While it's globally available, it's really much much much more prevalent in the US. And it has been for, litterally, decades. Fourty years ago, a US girlfriend was already complaining about it, and I didn't understand what it was about (Yes, I might be older than you are). It's also completely obvious in US mass media.

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

I keep my man card in my purse and my woman card in my pockets

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

My work has guys who have really high toxic masculinity. Off the top of my head, some of the things they complain about not being man enough are: umbrellas, gluten free, and mushrooms

[–] feddylemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

The umbrella one always cracks me up. Lookin at these wet fools in the rain when I'm nice and dry. Such a strange hill to die on.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Yup, got em here too. We get provided either lanyards or extendable clips for our badges at work. Overheard a group of contractors saying wearing the clips made you gay. Its the dumbest shit I've heard. How can wearing an ID badge be anything?

Wearing the clip on your pants makes way more sense since the badge readers are all at waist height.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I can hear the mongoloids now...

Hurr hurr, mushroom looks like dick. U ghey.

Glad I left the presence of that insufferable bullshit when I left high school. That really sucks you have to listen to that garbage

[–] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is 'manly'; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they're delicious shakemysmheadmh

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Bruh. Eww. Don't do that.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Looks like their micropeens

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

There are very few things more manly than having the courage to do something "unmanly" in public.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

What does this "surrender your man card" even mean? I must transition to be a woman? So much for protecting people from being "force-transed" for showing even the slightest form of gender-nonconformity!

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 hours ago

It tends to mean something akin to "you don't even need to transition to be a woman, because your masculinity is already so corrupted that you effectively already are one".

This logic isn't in contradiction with their transphobia, but in fact synergises with it. Trans men are seen as having no right to intrude upon the privileged position of masculinity, and trans women are seen as even more horrifying due to the fact that they willingly eschew their masculinity — something that's incomprehensible to someone whose personal identity is 90% whatever hegemonic masculinity tells them to be.

A friend remarked to me once that one of the reasons she found transition liberating was because she had been bullied all her life for being too effeminate, so coming out as trans felt like shouting "you can't fire me, I quit!"

[–] entwine@programming.dev 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It means you're not a man, you pussy!

...it also implies that "being a man" is not determined by your birth, but rather by your decisions and lifestyle, and that everyone is in fact gender fluid and able to change their gender at any time.

So basically, toxic masculinity is actually woke as fuck

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Or that being a man has nothing to do with the morals you hold yourself to

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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You forfeit your Alpha Male Club membership and any dues paid immediately.

You are disqualified from ever becoming a Navy SEAL.

If your favorite sports team wins a championship it will have nothing to do with you being a fan.

If you have any male cats they are promoted to King (s) of the house.

It’s brutal.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

That's a different club, the man club really only gets you discounts at certain motel chains, sorta like AAA. You automatically decline roadside assistance though, because man.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

I'm fine with anyone saying "surrender your man card". It lets me know I can safely ignore this moron; they have nothing of value to add to any conversation.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

There is value hidden in there, they are saying they need a card to feel like a man. No card exists, so they have not and never feel like a man. Really only useful if you want to manipulate them.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Gotta love when they loudly proclaim they are a fucking moron not worth your time.

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 123 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I am always fascinated how the man who is strong enough in his convictions to do whatever the hell he wants is considered the "weak" one whereas the "macho" shit is afraid of his own shadow and that some other man may not like what he's doing.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

The manliest thing a man can do is whatever the hell he wants.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 42 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

In the 90s, especially in high school environments, homophobia wasn’t just common, it was socially reinforced. Gay was used as an insult, casually and constantly. People rarely questioned it. Teachers didn’t intervene unless things turned violent, and even then, the issue addressed was the aggression, never the prejudice. It was an era when appearing different, even slightly, could make you a target. Most people avoided standing out if they could help it.

During that time my grandma gave me a pink terrycloth nightgown. On her it was a nightgown, but on me it fit more like a long shirt. I thought it was amusing and comfortable, so I wore it regularly without giving it much weight.

Each time someone hurled gay slurs at me, I replied, “I’m secure enough not to care what other people think. Can you say the same?” They usually followed up with more immature remarks, which I’d call out too. The problem wasn’t what I wore, it was that I wasn’t afraid to wear it.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 hours ago

In the 90s

Being a bit optimistic, eh?

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