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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

TBH I sometimes think that I'll be the person who stops bathing and brushing teeth by 40.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Bruh. Eww. Don't do that.