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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 108 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Using sunscreen at all.

Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.

Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.

Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials. (At ages, like if you look at 20 year old millennial photos vs 20 year old genz)

[–] gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The toxic results of 35 step skincare routines

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My money would be on the vaping

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Inhaling all those toxic metals

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"They're metals....in your lungs" 😟

[–] Laser@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

It's us millennials coping haha

[–] Sirence@feddit.org 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not even if you look at millennials photos, most 20 year olds right now look older than the average 35 year old, it's crazy.

I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is nothing wrong with butter.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Probably all the microplastics too.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

That's my joke with people all the time: 'Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!'

... which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they've been living under a rock.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 5 days ago (8 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You've just doxxed yourself -- the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

Plus I've seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ha! That isn't actually wood! It's a decal and the buckle is magnetic!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

classic Dutch denial strategy

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

You can hear his klompen all the way from here

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn't show my ass.

[–] Epsilion@pawb.social 7 points 5 days ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

All the time? Or only some of the time?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Well apparently, I'm hot. 🤷‍♂️

I've been DMd 17 times since posting this and they're all like "hey boy, what that peepee do?" and I'm just like "I dunno. It pees? It's small. Leave me alone."

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

No homo? I guess. I'm also in my 40s. Hello.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] malware@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

I'm 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀

[–] notsure@fedia.io 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

...there are 35 yo twinks on grindr...i've heard...

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

Twink death was only invented so that the young'uns could stand a chance.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

....hahahahahhahahahahahahha...

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

I'm in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

indeed 🤔