Broadfern

Mine lays on me in such a way that I have to audition for Cirque du Soleil so I can turn over, after which she promptly tells me I have “done a bad” and gets in my face to demand pets as recompense before going back to laying on me in the most space-consuming manner possible.

Forget manspreading. Catspreading is far more spatially offensive.

Screaming bloody murder at 4 AM then hiding under the bed like a menace when I open the bedroom door to let her out

Wenk

Beebee poss! 🩶 (still sad there’s no possum emoji)

My cat @ me @ 3 AM

Pretty happy with where I was originally born to be honest. I just wish the country it’s in hadn’t gone to fascist oligarch shit.

Tumescent

Thirding this. I develop a rash even after coming into contact with something that had soybean oil on it, but lecithin is safe (for me).

Not who you asked, but I’m in the middle of a playthrough right now and yes that’s exactly it. The deck building doesn’t feel grindy like Pokémon though.

Please tell me they used a banana for scale

So glad to see the gummy bears mentioned.

Feel better, OP!

Good old, down-home patriotism where we stick it to the commies by providing for each other and strengthening life for the common American so other countries can’t interfere!

…/s, I think?