I'm reminded in Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) of the bit about why every ER in the US has a diamond drill bit.
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Only the foreign objects need to be removed. British rectums are for British objects.
What's the most British thing I can stick in me bum?
Please don't let it be James Corden. π¬
Hot cuppa tea
9 Cadbury's Cream Eggs
What am I to do with the extra 3 out of the dozen?
Attempt to set the new world record!
James May
He may, but it's not guaranteed.
Fish nβchips.
Put a crumpet in yer bum pet.
Alternatively, itβs a queue of people.
Or a Gregg's sausage roll
Two James Cordens, sorry
You have to work your way up to Big Ben.
I thought brexit was all about removing foreign objects?
I thought Britain was the foreign object Brexit removed from the EU
Lmao
This has to be from Viz, right? It reads like a Viz line.
It is indeed from viz, the pink square is the giveaway
the pink square is the giveaway
Good to know! The last time i read viz was decades ago.
Also that bird one is just hilarious.
The best part is that Shitterton is a real village in the UK
The second one is a total classic
Watch it, you want to start a nativist riot around some local man's anus?
I understood that reference to the Kosovo war.
Damn near killed 'em.
Gary Payton was known as the Glove