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i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Unironically, Albania's flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that...
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis...
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
What in the fuck does this even mean?
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it... maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
you absolute sentient loom.
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do ...
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
It's not that much effort to be a little politically informed. It's pretty stupid to not put in that effort - whatever shit you have to do, if you vote far right parties into the government, chances are good that you'll have even more shit to do.
Yes.
Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.
The world is so fucked I can't even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it's posted here.
real
AI-Bania
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
someone translate it. i read it three times and I'm not sure I can understand it
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
Can we talk about the second half where the guy's proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let's have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama's 83 slop-goblins.
My guesses:
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
Jesus christ Albania
Allah, actually. They're muslim!
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
I can't believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate "increasing productivity" speech
