If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2025
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Hallucinating Blueberry
Anxious instant noodle
Manic banana!
relationship difficulty brownies
Lazy Protein Bar
Detached Cutlet
Obsessive sausage
Hyperfixated Sushi
Sleepy Sundae
Lethargic liquor.
flat affect salad
Schizoredbull
Anxious Chestnut
Oversharing Booger!? /s
Lack of coordination baked potatoes.
My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo
depressed crackers
Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.
Basically a self fulfilling prophecy
Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now
Executive dysfunction hot chicken
Paranoia Beans!
Autistic Nerds - wait…
Tired Soup
Awkward Sucker
Oof...
self-hatred pizza
Distraction Cheese
Hyper focused wheetos
Emotional dysregulation kebab
Depressed Peanut Butter
What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?
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'ole depression beans. what an animal.
Inattentive toast
Bonus my boys
Inattentive pancake
Anger pancakes
Lazy Lentil Soup.
I like it.
They call me Executive function disorder trail mix
Forgetful Ass