Ask Lemmy

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

Ooo fishies

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

Not a lot changes

:,(

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

I'm going to pick my nose!

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

I'd be just fine.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I'm not gonna worry about it

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

I'm already dead

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Seems like a fun spell

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

Bollocks.

I need to work on my temper

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name