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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 21 minutes ago

Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

[–] argarath@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nah we don't have a common enemy, you couldn't accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there's someone with a worse taste, you'll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you'll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you'll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more "flamboyant" than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

[–] scrohawk@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I’m convinced.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I'd fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 hours ago

It's torches and pitchforks time people.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It's exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.

“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”

“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago

I mean, I'd try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn't expect to

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.

[–] airbornestar@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Does that make it an Australian pizza?

[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I am waiting for the Aussies to agrily reply to this one.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I've never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I've had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

i've had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i'm now angry peach season is over.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I wouldn’t try it

Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.

[–] TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago

You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.

This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.

[–] uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm with you. I'd never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

there's a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i'm not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor's orders.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You don't peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I'm a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, I don't judge people based on their food preferences.

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind's Oldest Taboo by Carole A. Travis (2008) is a great read ;)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

it's not the eating other people i judge, it's the methods of acquisition

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

... I'd try it..

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don't judge if you haven't tried it!

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I have no problems if you honestly give something a try and don't like it. But the people who judge without trying are acting like small children. I'm not sure why anybody gives their uninformed opinions the time of day.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Genuinely I think this would be more enjoyable than pineapple on pizza. It's not that I hate pineapple on pizza, I just hate pineapple in general.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

I've always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it's because I'm allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I'll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Potato on pizza 1000% victory

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[–] Kalon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.

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