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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Wtf is that pancake it's like ab inch thick

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 57 minutes ago
[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

Pancakes because they don't need specialised cooking equipment to make, I just make them on my cast iron pan.

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 8 points 10 hours ago

Both please, with an egg and slice of bacon. But I'm not getting anything else accomplished today.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Both options are lacking in plate presentation but undoubtedly still delicious.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it's after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Pancakes. Waffles just don't achieve the same thing. Crispiness is great, but they don't absorb the butter as well.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

So you hate waffles? /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

i have had an epiphany. you know how queso dip is better than nachos, because you get optimal cheese to chip coverage with every chip? what if you made tiny waffles and dipped them in a cup of syrup.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Waffles are crunchy, so that's an automatic win in my book

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Pancakes.

Waffles feel like homework for breakfast.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 hours ago

Why would you eat any of those for breakfast? Here in The Netherlands we eat pancakes only for dinner, but only sometimes, and waffles when going to the fair or something. Waffles are so full of sugar (and pancakes should be without, except for the topping maybe). Eating loads of sugar, especially the bad sugars popular in the US, causes obesity and type 2 diabetes.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Eat the axes!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Either is great, but learn to make them well and use less syrup.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

learn to make them well

a properly cooked meal is prepared how the person likes it, not how the internet likes it

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The waffle doesn't have enough syrup.

The pancakes have almost enough, maybe, depending on if there's any in the middle of the stack.

Real maple syrup is a reason to get up in the morning.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

When I'm really craving something sweet, I'll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

grade b or get out of my kitchen

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Disrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god's greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever downvoted you must not have ever had real maple syrup.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

The real stuff is great. The fake stuff is delicious. I may not be a strawberry fucker, but that strawberry syrup at ihop is sinful in it's delectability. The aunt jemima fructose corn goo is orgasmic.

The real stuff rocks my socks, but it's also too expensive to slather on like I'm greasing my partner before said partner our kid's pool wrestling matches. I appreciate the disaccharides I can get in industrial drum size. Gimme fake indian plastic bottles that hold diluted mud in them, and just dump em in my feeding trough. Let me squeeze the last drop of insulin out of my poor pancreas before my pumping heart explodes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

but tell me how you really feel

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 14 minutes ago

Sugar is a poison, and I must froth for it.

[–] HowAbt2day 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

wankoffles :) :)

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Waffle needs more syrup and the pancake needs crispy bacon and banana with syrup and butter!

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they're fully saturated.

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[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 14 points 19 hours ago

if you're going to flood your veins with 500 grams of pure glucose, might as well do both. eat the waffle regularly, and wrap the pancakes around sausages and dunk them in that salad bowl of syrup you're also eating all of

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh, maybe two waffles with a syrup-saturated pancake and gently simmered fruit sandwiched in the middle. 🤔

No butter and no other dairy though.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a little caramelized on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I prefer buttering fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

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[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Enter the legendary why not both meme

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