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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 1 points 25 minutes ago

Mintedlambchopius it is then.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago
[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 35 minutes ago
[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago
[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Sweetpotato Hashius 💪

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Jumbo Pretzeldogius

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 4 hours ago

Mozzarellius

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 4 hours ago

GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS

[–] x666m@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Pizzius. I like it.

[–] Qtech@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Cheese Curdius

[–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] disgrunty@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Cornflakesandmilkius

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Enchiladius de molius!

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Indianfoodius

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Greekus Yogurtius... Yes... Very roman

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Tomato soupius

[–] sweafa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago

fruitsaladius

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Chicabonius

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

We might be related I'm Fried Eggius

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 5 hours ago

Ultimate Omelettius

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Apple Pieius

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Sconius. Ain’t bad

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Zapiekanksius, wth

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

raclettius, nice.

[–] Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Yorkius Peppermintius Pattius

[–] TurkishKebab@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Tavukpilavius

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?

If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 10 hours ago

This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.

Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..

Like Copernicus.

No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sunflower Kernelius

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Apple Jacksius!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago

Burgerandchipsius

[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Candy Cornius.

Sounds like my stripper name tbh.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Macncheesius

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Cheese Toastius

[–] Lord743@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
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