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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

As a horny teen, Leisure Suit Larry was the closest thing to smut in a game that I could get. There was no internet walkthroughs. You wanted pixelated boobs and innuendo? You had to try every item in your arsenal and every dialogue choice to get it. But damn was it fun!

Later, going back to the games and using walkthroughs, some of the solutions seemed rather silly.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the qualification that this is 'America under tRump' and not the usual America!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Yet you still misspelled anus, even after the edit!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The big difference between us and the rich is our healthcare is reactive. Their healthcare is proactive. They are, and always have been, looking for the means of immortality. Their reckless drive to advance tech at any means is the mission of advancing humanity, but only for themselves. The rest of us don't matter to them. They literally don't think we deserve anything.

Rest assured, if they succeed at immortality, they will never be stoppable and not even governments will be able to rein them in.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Message aside, I find I really dig artsy nudes.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Psh, you haven't seen my signs!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

As their slaves and concubines!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about a strongly worded sign with like eight bullet points?

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago
Dons tinfoil hat. 

They totally brought in a murderer, already serving time, and offered him something to kill Epstein. Find out what inmate went from no possibility of parole and under extremely close guard, to more relaxed stay and favorable changes, and you might have the unknown inmate seen in the footage. These people are rich assholes who, like the rich assholes buying creative studios to pump out copy/paste media, have nothing creative in their head except for how good they think they are because of their (likely inherited) wealth.

They've already proven how utterly incompetent they are with the video edit and release. There's no way they put much thought into the actual act and believed getting some big, bad murderer to do the deed would be untraceable.

(Also, if they're really dumb then the inmate would have suddenly died soon after his circumstances changed.)

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

World or not, it will be a yearly holiday for me!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago

WAS your friend? Bitch, I'm still yo friend! ;)

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