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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 123 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"What if the punisher skull but his teeth were guns and the eyes had spiders in them?!"

Of course, you're 12.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beat me to it.

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

no it won't

[–] Scarry@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

speech-r :12-year-old:

(probably not, but I'm going to milk the bit while I can)

[–] aqwxcvbnji@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

no it won't

Not with that attitude!

[–] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

some chud friend of a friend at a party kept calling things he thought were bad 'gay' with a very bitter tone to his voice. It was much more effective to get him to shut up and feel ashamed when I just started mocking him, calling him a middle-school boy with no vocabulary. Somebody else had tried to woke shame him and he was all "muh free speech I can say whatever I like" so I chimed in with the mockery and he immediately shut up

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Americans are 12 is a good summary of our current moment tbh

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i saw the thing this is from earlier and now i can't find it, can anybody serve it up?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

+I want my treats now and will scream if I don't get them

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I don't wanna take my vaccine. The injection is pointy" yeah you 12

"I don't wanna pay taxes I want roads and things to fix themselves"

I hate that movies are not like how they were when I was a kid watching them. I will make massive culture wars over this and make it everyones problem. Most pressing issue of our times

I want life to be how it was when I was a kid. Simple and responsibility free. And I sure as fuck act like it i-love-not-thinking

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most boomers are genuinely brain poisoned. I remember people saying leaded gas smelled great.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

meh, what actually smelled great was leaded gas with oil in it (for 2-stroke engines). mmm mmmm. the oil made all the difference.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago
[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This may be the tackiest version of fascism yet.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

matt-jokerfied Don't make me tap the sign.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

"Are we the baddies?"

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

lmfao that's fucking cringe dude

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The inner teeth are gun barrels but they're not connected to anything! The Thompson gun is a relic! This is trash! Why isn't some FBI Mormon in place to tell Ka$h Patel this is trash? I've seen old people buy silver bullion with that same flag design on the reverse face.

[–] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago

The guns on the outside make the inner two teeth kinda look like long boogers just hangin.

[–] Caitycat@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Im convinced your average american decided who they were in middle school and have barely changed as a person beyond getting larger. It explains too much.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

god damn that is some serious THE_PACK energy and i'd kinda dig it if it wasn't... that

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Disney gonna sue for the punisher logo ripoff? of course not 2) looks AI generated lmao

not like, it's a fake pin, it looks like a real pin that was designed by AI

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

nah, look at the spiders for pupils - you don't usually get that kind of specific detail out of a generated design. I guess you could ask for "punisher skull with spider pupils and guns for teeth" but I kinda figure the output would be more sloppy than what we're looking at

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

The divorce is strong with this one

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

It's like a temporary tattoo from one of those insert-coin-and-turn-the-crank machines, except it's all the designs displayed on the front of the machine shoehorned into one

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

lmao. Real Are We the {Gun Toothed Walruses | baddies}moment.

not a death cult!

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The tommy gun

The fuck is that balloon nine doing there

Am I in comma?

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

thought it was a tardis for a second

he's the 9th director of the FBI, I think it's supposed to look like a number on a sports jersey

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Kash probably thinks he's like back in the bootlegging days knocking over Tommy Knuckles and the Pine Street Gang Boys

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Real 'targeted facebook ad tshirt' energy

and the ad is targeted on 'knowledge of guns is 98% from Resident Evil 4'

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What the hell is a challenge coin?

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Somehow the metal pog slammers with skulls and 8-balls and spiders with 8-balls for eyes were less corny than this.

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some dumb army guy drinking game thing

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm no closer to understanding

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A challenge coin is given out by someone (usually a fairly senior person in a uniformed service) to an individual for a specific event/incident like a recognition award.

The idea behind them is that when you get together with all your uniformed buddies for drinks (or you’re waiting at the bar) someone might produce a challenge coin. This is the ‘challenge’ part. You then have to produce your highest ranked challenge coin.

For the USA the President’s challenge coin usually outranks everyone so if for example someone produced that then the loser of that challenge buys them a drink.

Rules and rankings vary region to region, this is just my understanding.

[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

God damn dude funko-pops are less cringe than that

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

And if you don't have your challenge coin on you, you have to buy the round of drinks.

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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everyone in that regime is just straight up trashy, tacky and are all 13 years old mentally.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 month ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

☠️ our taxes paid for this cringe wtf

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

So glad I allegedly pay my taxes

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