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[โ€“] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How tf does that even work. Someone explain ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So like a joke? I witnessed that myself. They got dumped the moment the other person got a real BF. The bf then disappeared.

I quit Discord due to my job eating into my life too much. I only recently folded and watched some YouTube.

Once you get to an 88 person polycule, I start to wonder about upper limits. Could all of humanity just be one big polycule? That actually might... be awesome?

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's all agree on the same safe word to avoid any misunderstandings in case someone forgets. No, it can't be "banana" because person #33 has that kink.

No, it cannot be rutabaga, same reason.

No, not blumpkin goddamnit

[โ€“] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] josefo@programming.dev 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is more like battle royale polyamory

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Winner gets to top second place

[โ€“] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Sloppy thirds.. or fourty-thirds..

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok everyone, as long as we don't fuck outside of this local cluster, we can continue to not use barrier protection.

[โ€“] nagaram@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

I mean shit. If everyone is tested clean and the ones who want kids are paired up we're good.

[โ€“] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's as many as grand piano keys!

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hell of a chromatic chord when they all orgasm at the same time and hit different pitches

[โ€“] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jarrod Radnich's piano arrangenent for He's a Pirate ends with the "Sit on lower half of the keyboard" instruction. This is a good approximation of what the male portion of the polycule will sound like.

Edit: of course someone filmed themselves pressing all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4wn70d9ML8

[โ€“] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I have fucked like 12 times in my life

[โ€“] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

[โ€“] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

nah, live that shit to losers, embrace magick

Watch, In a few years they'll whine about wife bad kids messy typa shit, and i'll be thriving in my own tower, throwing them fireballs at them lowly dirty peasants

Also, as a perk to your virginity, you can use archbtw on your arcana orb