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[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 29 minutes ago

I didn't know DMT came in vape form. What a time to be alive.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Crazy people were spreading stupid shit like this on youtube for decades but I would really like to know why Vice thinks this is newsworthy now. Did the society became so stupid that being an idiot influences is now a valid profession?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

Heheh. Reminds me of the guy I knew who did a DMT trip and claimed to be able to see between the atoms and retrieve lost memories.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are "real" doesn't actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

The dmt is doing the heavy lifting there.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

Does Dmt know something we don't?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 42 minutes ago

Your body knows dmt should deployed at the time of death. Maybe its uploading you to the cloud.

[–] mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

I was just about to say😅 with enough dmt anything is a simulation. Lasers are just for aesthetics

[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure how you can it these days, but I recommend static on a TV over this.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know who needs to hear this, but people, please do not take psychedelics and put lasers near your eyes.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Dimethyltryptamine. Shit‘s got the TRYP already in the name bro.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This guy needs to jack off more.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

I think we all need to jack off more. People are wound far too tight these days.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 57 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...

Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I still think of that scene at least once a month and giggle!

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry out of the loop here - what's this a scene from?

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Dave the Barbarian is an American cartoon series produced by Disney that ran for one season between 2004 and 2005. The show is about a cowardly barbarian named Dave who is tasked with protecting the kingdom, as well as the princess, while his parents are away fighting evil.

KYM Entry about the scene

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 8 hours ago

"Let's see how close I can get the lasers to my eyes without going blind..."

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The word "just" before the words "DMT vape" is doing heavier lifting than a crane at a shipyard

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

What do you mean? You can't source mimosa root in bulk locally? Lol! Clearly not ready to start your own cult. SMH my head

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 33 points 10 hours ago

In our lanoratory I remember an warning sign:

Do not look at the laser with the remaining eye !!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Well, a friend of mine took acid with a TV in the room, and it enabled him to see what was behind the signal, between the scanlines, on the other side of the picture. He then saw the message that held the secret to unlocking the truth of the universe.

It said: LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD

[–] derry@midwest.social 6 points 7 hours ago

"Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?

Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne Get along, Kid Charlemagne"

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I did that with LSD 40 years ago.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 60 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

right?.. just a DMT vape huh?

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm old dude, we didn't have vapes: if you wanted to meet your higher self you had to use a bong or a pipe

[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Ah, from the picture I thought he would teach us how to read barcodes (which do underpin human reality), but it's just some boring simulation stuff.

[–] Nasalstrip@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Waiter, waiter! More headlines like this please

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's just a primed and guided trip lol

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

According to the dude, people with no foreknowledge also saw the same things. "Seeing the code of the matrix" definitely sounds better than "DMT enhances random patterns".

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Oh my god, I knew it! He's crackred the code!!

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