If this shining beacon of decency can't be bothered to respect his friend(supposedly), why are the rest of us expected to lmao
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2025
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‘Please fly flag at half mast’
…1 day later
walking out of the white house like "why are the flags saggy, someone fix that shit rn"
We are truly lucky our generation’s piece of shit fascist is the douche version of a golden retriever
It reminds me of when Trump was a the Diamond & Silk funeral (one of them died, RIP), and the first thing he said in his eulogy was how long & boring the funeral is and that he has some great people waiting for him in Florida.
Didn't even know one of them died lol
Trump absolutely loves seeing some big trucks just truckin' it up. No way you are getting him to think about some dead youtuber when you've got a CAT with a full load of dirt right there
you can't take the tonka love out of the kid
The only game in Trump’s collection:
Hey hexbear, check out this dope-ass game
He only has 2 because it's higher than one and therefore better.
The man literally said..."Annnnyway"
He has the attention span of the average burgerlander lmao. He's already past it
Yesterday's news
tbf I get it, I'm already tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk too
"We're gonna call it Trump Hall perhaps. Yeah. I think they should. We will."
"Sir, doesn't it make sense to maybe name it after your friend who just died?"
"Who? Wha- Oh. Oh. Yeah. It's already named Trump Hall unfortunately. You know, we can't just rename things. The left does that. The nasty nasty left. We won't be doing that. No. No. It's going to be beautiful."
it’s a tough call but this is my new favorite thing trump has said. the context just makes it so good. he uses an ai video to publicly give condolences then when someone brings the death of “his good friend” up, he says he’s doing good and starts talking about a ballroom and how great he is. perfection.
lol Grok had better segues into White Genocide bits than this 
I saw some shitlibs getting upset over this lmao. Fucking useless dipshits.
please tell me you have a url
Sir this isn’t very presidential you are supposed to grieve the ventilated fascist
Gotta respect how much of a mercenary Trump is, it's all business with him and he comes first.
He prefers the ~~soldiers~~ propagandists who don’t get ~~captured~~ ventilated
None of the people pretending to care care. Charlie Kirk was probably the dumbest of the grifters. There are guys better than him at the "make undergraduate freshmen look dumb" shtick. He had no charisma.
They're just salivating at the idea that a leftist may have committed an assassination so that they can kristallnacht.
If we dug down into their true selves if they feel anything at all it’s a sense of relief because they have less competition in their rancid little scene. Lol. Nobody is actually sad he is dead.
The list of who's better is pretty short. Alex Jones and Ben Shapiro are pretty much it. I think Stephen Crowder is even more gormless than Kirk was.
Yeah Crowder is a certified piece of shit. If anyone deserves it more than Kirk it's him
I respect whatever makes him like this. If I were demonstrating to people how little I cared about the deceased by talking up my big beautiful ballroom project, I would have a tinge of shame when I sensed people's awkwardness. Which good, fuck 'em if they have one soft word to say for Charlie, but that conditioning is there in me. But our big wet president just powers through.
Non zero chance he doesn't really remember someone got shot lmao
We are here to honor the memory of... the guy who got shot in... the Mormon State. Sad. Very, very sad. So - anyway - the Trump Ballroom...
Im pretty sure he lost all respect he had for Kirk when he got whacked, i imagine him being "i don't respect people that get whacked, i am better i have survived 2 attempts".
"My estimation of Charlie Kirk as a man just fuckin plummeted"
All that is missing is a long explanation about how cool Phantom of the Opera was when he first saw it!
Every time he queens out I think about how there’s another universe where this guy isnt a bigoted piece of shit and I fucking love him.
he's so malleable. every parallel timeline probably has a vastly different trump. from bernie-style left populist to drag queen to broadway producer
Drag queen trump: you better hold onto your man honey, because I'm known for separating families, okayyyy?
This fuckin rules so much lmao
as an aside can't believe he's building that gross ballroom
It's pretty Trump-esque, kinda surprised something like this didn't happen sooner. I still think there's like a 5% chance he decides to plate the oval office in gold or something.
He's alive
Charlie who? Anyway check out these dope ass trucks
no surprises but damn lmfao
Day 1: We will get revenge on the left!!! 😡
Day 2: Who? Anyway, check out these trucks.
Literally doesn't even know who this guy is.
I'm guessing the last time Trump even interacted with Kirk was a few months ago when someone in the admin told Kirk to stop bringing up the Epstein files. So that might be Trump's most recent memory of the guy, some small faced dork who kept talking about Epstein
Trump is too busy building the golden ballroom from The Shining and thinking about cheese.
Want video so badly
Lmaooo I don't think he was listening to the question honestly he's just living in the moment
Zero internal monologue
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