chapotraphouse

Welcome to in-office work, we have

• your open floor plan neighbor coughing uncontrollably
• someone taking a loud call on their speaker for some reason
• those two guys whose job you don’t understand who just walk around interrupting people with small talk

I love working culture!!!

Turkish foreign policy:

SHIT i forgot cirno day. Sorry cirno touhouproject i’ll spend the next 364 days in a monastery but for touhou studies, which i think would make me a ZUNk or smth

So burned out... I've been burned out for the last 2 months and its fucking hitting me like a ton of bricks now.

My romance languages professor just generated a paragraph of film analysis in spanish using Deepseek

Just so we can make fun of how bad it is.

It's horrendously poorly written that compares to a high school Spanish student. Overuse of gerunds just like in english text (+ gerunds after prepositions instead of infinitive which is a straight up error), setting up subjunctive clauses but never actually conjugating the subjunctive. Terrible lexicon that sounds like someone fed it through google translate from English, overuse of "pero" and no use of other transitional phrases. No use of perfect tenses in complex sentences, instead erroneously using the preterite in literary analysis. Surface level analysis of subject matter (A is B, but C makes it like D repeated 10 times)

Actually let me not insult high school students, they could do better in broken spanglish than what deepseek could do, I hope this AI theranos machine crashes and burns to the ground. This isn't castellano it's americano-blancano.

Almost everyone called out from work today lol

Breaking into someone's house to put cat food in their airfryer then leaving

I should have studied AI and ML during university, now I am too tired and traumatized (by reading OCD) to even bother so I will probably remain an unemployed husk for the forseeable future. I just don't have that ability to chase the correct opportunities you need to succeed in capitalism even though I might have had the potential to achieve something

To anyone who has read SPK's Turn Illness Into a Weapon: is there anything I ought to read in preparation to better understand it, or is having listened to a bunch of Death Panel enough to scrape by?

Risi e bisi

Someone should tell these bugs in Silksong that if they have a long, pointy head, it's not a good look to also be wearing a white robe

Someone put some unknown (to me) wild harvested beans in the free area and my first identification attempt says they are poisonous, but im still not really sure what they are. Knowing what things are is important incase if the person who picked them was incorrect, but it would be nice if they labeled what they were 😭

Im never learning linux

The fucking generator in our car has given up on life and even though our mechanic charges is really good prices it still cost an arm and a leg to replace it.

Cars suck so much. Just give me transit that actually works.

Lace is really hard. This is a hard game.

"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls

just activated my sleeper agent programming

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1nd490c/keep_em_busy/

When your friend is about to be brutally honest with you, but you're waiting 10 mins for the text bubble to stop popping in and out, so you expect a big text

Joined a jobs discord from /r/jobs and holy fucking shit these are some deeply incurious and frankly, useless people

I comment on how the internet seems dead for job prospects and the express how concerned I am that the internet has managed to capture our lives to this extent, but all I’m getting is “This isn’t new, technologies change. Adapt and move on.”

It’s like, did you read anything that I posted? It will take a Godamn miracle for me to interact with human being with how there are no guardrails whatsoever when it comes to internet pollution.

3d printing a light switch flipper. Openscad is actually so much easier to use than freecad.

gimme the meat boys 🎶
and plow these holes
I wanna get passed between my bros 🎶
and be so gay

In an eternal reminder that my life hasnt sunk into stagnant desperation, i was asked to join a new band on Bass, which is inline with what i wanted to do for a hot minute

Yakko's world but it gets louder every country has bombed

how much do y'all think a "vegan chef" should be paid "in the south" (u.s.)

by "chef" i mean it's technically my job title and I cook like 3 dishes to feed the 70-80ish people who eat vegan stuff at this school and frequently make extra stuff when I have time and despite it not being my explicit responsibility (my predecessor was like 'i'm not paid enough for that' and didn't) I work with the sous chef to figure out the side items on the menu + frequently ad-lib/change them (for the better) (so even though I am like 70% imposter syndrome here I still feel like I'm 30% cheffing it)

I KNOW I'm underpaid I just want y'all to give me a number

bear with me chat

lapupu

lapipi

FUCK CAPITALISM