this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
411 points (99.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34339 readers
3612 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 23 hours ago

Turns out if you are a clueless kid, this just hurts and shrinks your brain.

Wish I knew that while I was a kid.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

before the internet we used to have argument rooms

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Pay up first

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'LL PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD MYSELF!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Removed by moderator

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Call me old fashioned but I prefer picking fights the old fashioned way: doing shots before discussing religion with strangers at a bar.

Absolutely crass and vulgar.

Coctails or a nice red wine.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah it does. I learned better emotional regulation and how to analyze, form, and deconstruct arguments thanks to Reddit's general argumentative douchebaggery. Now I'm an even more insufferable prick than ever!

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’re just being contradictory, that’s not an argument.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt

I... may be slightly out of practice.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So your argument is a monthly python video about arguments? That's silly.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ay fuck you and your couch

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, we're gonna fight, and I don't care whose couch that is!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

JD Vance has entered the chat

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're such a cuck (not that there's anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame)

Fuck, I'm bad at this.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah well at least my wife can get laid

Yeah I don't think I'm good at this either

Yes but barring one anomaly she has fucking horrible taste in women!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (10 children)

the letter x is overrated. fight me

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

its overrated only because its overused.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

You just triggered Elon Musk

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How can a letter be overrated- are you xenophobic? It's literally probably the least used letter out of all of the letters. I bet you think 9/11 is overrated too

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah it's used the least because nobody actually thinks x is a good letter!!
the only people who like it are tech bros and edgy teens. If you wanna give attention to something underrated talk to a lonely guy. but Tech bros won't do that because it's not POPULAR!!
Fuck x.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Cash, me, and outside. BISH.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you prefer y-z coordinates?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I always do Qijk, xyz is for pussies

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time of course can be modeled as the vector t-hat…

Or wait is that what dimension Q is?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Ql of course, what do you think I am? A PEASANT?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

90’s companies in shambles

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I decided to play Overwatch until I could zen out and exude peace and cooperation. The idea that a game and the people playing it could make me irrationally angry made me rue my lack of self regulation. Took time and patience but I did get there! I think patience is the key word there. Patience isn't a strength of mine with the ADHD and whatnot.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You, bastard.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, buddy. I don't like the cut of your jib. Let's take this outside.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"It's nice out here, that was a great idea."

"Indeed."

load more comments
view more: next ›