They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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I'm noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.
Carl, of all people? 😂
He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.
Two scenes after Carl is mildly inconvenienced by happy children:
"Hey where everybody going? The party's just getting started!" As he's surrounded by 3 whoorse he'd enlisted for the evening. Each more busted than the last.
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Especially if they're in his friggin pool
Cursed country.
American boomers*
I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip me with a belt.
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They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now
Boomers with boomsticks
Band name? Band name.
Replace the gun with a car.
How much of the "outside" can a kid access today without taking the risk of being it by a car ? As soon as he crosses the door of the house he risks his life.
I don't understand how we accepted that as normal.
Now compare that with a carless world, kids could go everywhere.
Abduction or aggression are still a risk but almost insignificant compared to the risk of being hit by a car, yet this is the one we are talking about.
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Only if you're black or brown.
Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.
Coming from the generation that started that game, lmao.
Ding Dong Death