Can't build seating like this anymore.
On account of Woke.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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we used to have mac tonight at a piano, muzak, black ceiling tiles and club lighting. now it's the same remodeled mckitchen as everywhere else, stuffing delivery orders into bags and letting the in-person experience go to shit.
And all of this because we let the gays have rights. Incredible. Damn woke dei liberals.
Taco trucks everywhere and not a Cracker Barrel in sight!
Now wait a minute you're starting to win me over to this "woke" stuff... Did you say tacos?
Oh fuck yeah bro, there's one big liquor store near me with a big ass parking lot has TWO taco trucks, parked permanent! One is like the breakfast burrito kinda place and the other runs way into the night.
Much better now imo. I don't need to sit on goofy shit to eat my cardboard-bun-burger with below-average-quality-meat and i-can't-believe-it's-not-cheese. I just want a chair or bench to sit on.
This is what they have taken from us. Novelty seating. Are you angry yet? #WWG1WGA
Oh, the horrors those eyes have seen...
"Sit on my face, and can I take your order?"
'I would like a sausage in my bun!'
We all know this would be well received.
Every restaurant is a sterile, generic, corporate mess now. No identity. Taco Bell and McDonald’s and Pizza Hut, etc all look the same now
I'd like a McUpskirt combo
Sir, this is a Burger King
Pervs
You rang?
Im'ma go sit on one of those burgers faces right now.
