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We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?

Ahh excellent, lots to go out in the garden today and my wife hurt her foot so she can’t help. We’ll get you started by moving these stone pavers. After you finish, it’s time to start filling in some new garden beds with soil.

You can pet the cats who aren't hiding and then we can play some foosball and Goldeneye 64 in the basement

You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

I hope you'll join me, I'm making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you're okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening

I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.

Minotaur

I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.

We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.

Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?

Mario Tennis on the N64. Sorry though, we'll need to play the clay court, as my HDMI adapter for the VGA washes all the colours and makes the ball hard to see on grass.

I just woke up so i hope you have your phone and preferred method of using Lemmy

I'd say putting 5 random CDs into my RCA thing, but that doesn't work, so that's out of the question.

Next best thing I could do would either be offering a variety of multiplayer games to play, either on retro console like xbox360 ( assuming my brother has a working controller ) or the singular multiplayer title I have on Dreamcast ( Chu Chu Rocket ), cracking open my DVD collection to watch something like maybe seasons 1-2 of Angry Beavers or something else I have, or just seeing what multiplayer games I have on PC.

Otherwise, I don't have much. I'm not big on just chatting, so that would be out of the question.

I have many boardgames and snacks. Bring it on.

Minecraft server.

I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you "are you not entertained?"