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[–] angband@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which calendar do you use?

[–] angband@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Make 1994 magnum opus Junior believable!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


*Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is probably fake, that image has been around for a while

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

At least you can see a decent sized prison wallet.

[–] bassgirl09@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hahaha! Wow. What an anatomical mess. More proof that AI is only as good as it's programming. Again why I trust AI as far as I can throw it.

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