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[–] addie@feddit.uk 142 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Dam, this is a good one.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Is it not normal to poop from there?

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] WR5@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Not right now, it isn't.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.

So sorry for your girldick

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It's called a rectum

Jeez, it's even labeled

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least it's named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

I hardly knew him.

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 57 points 5 days ago (27 children)

This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

Sigh

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, I mean, this can be done with text too.

People should mostly be using a RAG retrieval system, not pure LLM slop like this, for reference. It just hasn't really been made at scale because Google Search functioned as that well enough, and AI Bros seem to think everything should be done within LLM weights instead of proper databases.

I mean... WTF. What if human minds were not allowed to use references?

WolframAlpha was kinda trying to build this, but stalled.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago

ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

that is gonna hurt like hell.

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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 41 points 5 days ago

AI is great they said, use it for everything they said.

Now we have images like this, that will reinforce that mess

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago
[–] Izme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago

I hate it when my rectun goes floppy, it's a real hassle when giving birth.

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
[–] metacolon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

The thread linked is actually great. Also, original post from u/snarky_spice on r/ChatGPT

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

🤣 never ask....

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 17 points 5 days ago

That's gonna be a tight delivery.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm on year 5 of a pudendal nerve injury.

Have come pretty close to blowing my brains out a few times.

Been in physical therapy for almost 2 years and finally seeing SOME improvement that makes me want to blow my brains out less. Can't ride bikes anymore. Can't really jog or run. Going to the bathroom can irritate it. Always on egg shells hoping I don't relapse, which happens sometimes.

If you look into these types of injuries they don't really do surgery for them cuz the region is such a web of nerves, muscles, and tendons that they can't really pinpoint the injury or work on it if they did cuz they'd cause permanent nerve damage during surgery. So most people just go to PT and cross their fingers that they can get to a place where they can just manage the pain for the rest of their lives.

Pelvic floor injuries are no fucking joke.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Congratulations! It's a penis!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 5 days ago

Pee is stored in the cervix

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

News site: Could ChatGPT's mpreg fetish be proof that it has consciousness?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Anal birth would not be impossible, but would require a lot of training beforehand, and not everyone can be expanded to that size, and with large expansion comes some issues.

However giving birth through the urethra, especially though the penis, would be impossible. The farthest any women (any trans man into urethral insertions?) went is a bit larger than a penis, often at the cost of continence.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You didn't say FACTUAL diagram! So clearly the godly, superintelligent LLM made no mistake - AGI confirmed

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

All it needs is a "pee" tag pointing at the balls... oh, wait.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

seems legit

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

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