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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 73 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nobody needed magnets until ... 20 years ago

[citation needed]

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean citation needed, the elected leader of the world's wealthiest nation said it so that must mean it's true

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 57 points 3 weeks ago

markkks-juggalo How do they work? Only China knows!

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This dude beat the democrats

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Twice. But to be fair, he had a lot of help from democrats.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

They completely melted in the face of a confident bullshitter. Biden had the bullshit ability before his brain removedd into complete mush, with an assist from a horribly handled pandemic, but Clinton and Harris weren't convincing at all and ate shit.

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

About 15% of americans genuinely believe the person who said this quote is one of the smartest people who's ever lived.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Well it’s that or believe something preposterous like wealth isn’t an indicator of intelligence

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago

*latest fad kelly

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Funnily enough he's actually describing a process inherent in capitalism - the creation of new markets and new demands and new needs. No one needed electricity until it was available, and then suddenly everyone needed it.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Electricity has irreplaceable uses though. Some things are virtually useless, like teeth-whitening, but (among other factors) capitalists use advertising to make it so what is otherwise looking normal is now sub-standard.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

at least with electricity we can sustain life in a way we couldn't before. what the hell is a smartphone for

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

jorkin on the go

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

fuckin magnets, how do they work

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Beat me to it, damnit

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago
[–] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

Folks, Chinese magnets are putting honest, hardworking welders out of work. 20yrs ago, nobody knew what a magnet was until the Chinese told everybody. You're telling me there's a rock that sticks to other metals? Why would you need a rock that sticks to metals, can someone explain that to me? We got the best welders the world has ever seen, so big, so beautiful, so brave, with fire joining metals together. Meanwhile, the Chinese are out there telling everybody about magnets, what do you need a magnet for, huh? Can somebody explain why you need a rock to join other rocks when we got welders and soldering? It just doesn't make sense, and it's putting our honest American workers out of a job. We can't have that, so I'm telling China to quit it with the magnets.

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

definitely a top 100 all time trump post here

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Just shows how out of touch he is, he's obviously never actually had to stick something to his fridge before.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I remember growing up, my mother would have to nail things to the fridge because nobody knew what magnets were yet

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

in my family we engrave words and pictures we want onto the doors and walls of our heirloom fridge. there's generations of art on that thing

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

ok but this actually sounds cool

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

All that freon escaping through the holes always made the house smell funny.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

shit don't work on gold fridge

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Eric would bring him drawings and instead of putting them on the fridge he'd scare him back into the basement

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Among the Four Great Inventions, the magnetic compass was first invented as a device for divination as early as the Chinese Han dynasty (since c. 206 BC), and later adopted for navigation by the Song dynasty Chinese during the 11th century. The first usage of a compass recorded in Western Europe and the Islamic world occurred around 1190.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

the Four Great Inventions

papermaking, printing, compass, and gunpowder in case anyone was curious

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Can't believe soy sauce isn't on that list smh my head.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

"the blockchain" is what they called moveable type

[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Now why would a civilisation that cooked up minor widgets like that have high expectations for itself

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Why is nobody talking about the magnet gap!?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Those dastardly Chinese put all the rare elements under their own damned country! meow-tableflip

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

nobody needed magnet 20 years ago

nobody needed magnet in 2005

Another Sistine Chapel banger from shitposter-in-chief

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Before USA enforced power plants to have at least some permenant magnet alternator, (which requires permenant magnets unlike majority of alternator that uses electromagnets. Electromagnets are preferred because magnetic field can be easily changed with current) power plants needed outside souces for electricity to start producing it.

When a major blackout accured, you needed electricity from thousands of kilometres away to restart your power plant. But now they can restart on their own because of magnets

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I-was-saying I’ve been about magnets the entire time

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)