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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Aren't the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don't change?

What are they doing so much

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they're doing basic edits.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

To me, it suggests the opposite -- they keep breaking stuff or otherwise putting bugs into their client and Grok isn't very helpful with fixing them.

[–] mgnome@piefed.social 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 31 points 1 week ago

I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.

[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

jfc this guy is such a moron

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It's evolving!

*pokemon evolution music*

Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

iOS appstore app testers hate him!

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grok is evolving

...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

Racisms per minute (RPM)?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Fuck he's so stupid

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.

[–] mp3@piefed.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just as easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.

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[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

Some underling must've whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn't feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

so called not see updates

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're just fixing more shit, right?

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