Incredibly misleading and/or stupid graphs are so funny to me. Because you ship out the most updates, doesn't mean it's the best, it means youre fixing and/or generating more bugs and issues.

Yeah, I updated my minecraft mod 20 times in a week, it doesn't mean it's a stellar mod, it's less than mediocre at best. It was primarily fixing bugs and a crash. Meanwhile the Create mod updates about once every three weeks or so on average, but that's because they properly playtest and bugfix and patch and do all that before they send out an actual update.

"My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

Having to do the most amount of bug fixes for the app (that does not run the AI itself) is not the flex you think it is

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Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

I just assume anything he says is either a lie or hallucination

I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

The man knows about ~~production~~ manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

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Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

wow its getting dumber faster than the other companies what an achievement

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I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

he's so monumentally stupid

Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we'll be next month, things are going awesome!

iOS appstore app testers hate him!

The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

To me, that just looks like "move fast and break things" taken to an extreme level. Quantity ≠ quality. Honestly, I think it kinda makes the other companies look better, in terms of software quality.

(I'm going solely by the chart though; I have not installed any of these apps)

He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

If I continue pissing at the rate I’m currently pissing I will have a reservoir of piss within weeks.

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

jfc this guy is such a moron

It's evolving!

*pokemon evolution music*

Dumbfuck became... Dumbfuckwad!

Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.

This is kind of funny but sad, like when you see an animal accidentally kill itself.