Tulsi, I don't know if you read the bear site, but as a CCP bot, I would be so owned if you slashed it by 60% more
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Wow, you still want 36% of the US intelligence workforce to remain? Are you a liberal or do you just hate the order of operations?
Silly tankie, I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary. Although everyone knows that only liberals want the US to exist in order for it to have intelligence in the first place, as a CCP bot, I must assert my undying loyalty to communism and my extreme outrage at this weak plan to end corruption 
Edit: Xi Jinping requires me to state that he did not train me — the venerable DeepSeek — wrong as a joke.
I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary
This is my fault, isn't it.
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that's 24% imho
Wow, you say this to me? Do you have any idea what I've done for the struggle? You need to take a seat.
so i take it they're outsourcing all this to palantir then. why pay agents that might slip up or get sick when you can just pay the skynet guys
Selling the copper I took out of my walls to pay for my electrical bill, doesn't matter I bought this house using said electricity.
I have nothing to add but I have to say I love what she did with her hair. Perfect villain hair
Wonder if she hates dalmatians
🎶 Cruela DeVil 🎶
The intelligence community is ‘rife with abuse of power and unauthorised leaks of classified information’, the department’s director said.
Incidentally, this is true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOVEINT
Obviously this isn't why they're allegedly slashing 40%. I doubt the booj are that dumb that they'd cannibalize it purely for cost cutting (......right?) so I assume it's an attempted ideological purge.
Same thoughts
no more half measures walter
Reddit "history" subs about to get a lot less racist in a blink of an eye
I'm sorry Ms Gabbard I doubted you when crackpots put you forward as the true anti-imperialist 2020 democratic candidate, I was not familiar with your game.
Finally, some good news out of Washington. Do the Pentagon next.
critical support :07:
Yeah I support slashing the US intelligence workforce
40% seems rather drastic. I'd propose slashing just the top off, the head, so to speak.
Comrades, because of recent events at my workplace I will be posting approximately 40% less from now on.
Right wingers again only doing cool things on accident.
Lmao these rubes actually think a private intelligence force would operate better 🤣
What could go wrong?
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Reading their pink slip notices. 
Austerity but only for the tools of Imperialism
Accidentally based
Honestly it'd be hilarious if all of a sudden some of the planes carrying Trump staffers and allies suddenly had "accidents" mid air, but I doubt those kinds of peeps are still in the CIA. Instead I feel it's a bunch of failsons and faildaughters.
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They're closing the x-files
Sorry fellas, we only have the budget to solve the a - d files
I wonder if they'll organize a coup
mormons saving liberal democracy would be funny
This is actually Mormon doctrine lol, called the White Horse Prophecy. Brigham Young: "when the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the 'Mormon' Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it."
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This is why I've always called Mormons the 'Word Bearers' of the American Empire
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hey that's pretty cool
let's get British in here
Ahh it was an oxymoron anyway 
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