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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Replace the hotdog with regular sausage (cooked on a barbecue), and you've literally got Australia's favourite weekend food. Onions (also barbecued) and tomato sauce optional.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The rest of the world is so adverse to the idea of using bread, it's crazy. It's the same cheapo white bread inside either way and who wants all that extra dough of a roll anyway, bleugh.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

adverse

Technically here you want "averse". But it's weird how both those words even exist.

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[–] trk@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And they say Australians have no culture smh

If you want the ultimate feed, buy a half loaf of bread and cut it horizontally for the biggest sausage in bread ever:

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is blasphemy, it's wrong way on the bread

[–] trk@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as you arent putting your sausage in others peoples bread, you can put your sausage on your own bread however you like. We're in currentyear. Non-standard sausage behaviour is perfectly acceptable now.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Except veggie sausages, no one likes those. And the ones who say they do are just lying and they know it!

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[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Did you know that over here in Perth the bunnings sausage sizzle comes in hot dog buns?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

IMO thats not even a struggle.

Real struggle is when you don't even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That's what my childhood was like.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I was 18 and my parents moved away, I only had $30 for food that first month. I was able to get ramen for 10/$1 and it got me through. It took me many years to be able to enjoy ramen after I was able to afford not being forced to eat it.

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[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Struggle?! The ol' Bunnings snag is a delicacy!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.

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[–] Willdrick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats an aussie delicacy, what struggle?

Snags ftw, mate!

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[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its a "classy" way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany. On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.

[–] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for calling me classy.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

When I was a kid this was just how you ate hotdogs at home. Chili dog was an open face sandwich.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Making your point with Blender is a new level

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

There's probably forums where clicking "reply" just opens Blender.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At that point you may as well cook.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don't buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cut the hotdogs lengthwise and lay them flat on the bread with mustard and relish. It's actually good af

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hotdogs wrapped in a tortilla are awesome, especially while camping. Saves soooo much space compared to a bag of buns and can't be squished so easily.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I put down a slice cheese first, that seals the bread from anything wet, like sauerkraut or condiments.

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[–] WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Unpopular opinion, but I got used to eating hot dogs growing up with regular sliced bread and I might even prefer it. The bun/dog ratio is good. However, I know it's more bread and is contradictory, but Danish hot dogs are my favorite.

[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

“It’s the same thing”

-mom

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's what she said

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don't soak through the bread.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn't much difference.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That glizzy looks way too tasty to be a struggle glizzy

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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[–] Toes@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is Pee-wee league, try the banana sandwich.

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Goes well with the Mac&Chz made with water because you don't have milk

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You got relish, you're living well.

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Granny made us do it. 😠👈

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

These mfs don't know the struggle til they've tried hotsauce bread AKA HSB

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

The struggle isn't real until you've had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

But...that's the best thing tho. Toast the bread, add some lettuce, and some chilli sauce and mayo, it would be a good meal for me.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

But thats not a sandwich bread thats just white bread...

Sandwich bread is square and you just put the hotdog diagonal on the buttered sandwich slice. (I am not australian)

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